ROb & dave: Serves. No useful purpose
By A.P. Atkinson
In the future, there will be legends of great heroes and their mighty vessels, wielding the power to destroy a star or travel to infinity. This is not their story.
Rob is ginger and he’s taking a year out from his engineering degree course to travel the galaxy while working as a waiter about the cruise-ship, ‘Nebulous’. It is there that he meets Dave, a man legally classified as a ‘hostile environment’. Together, they witness universe-shattering events that will unravel the nature of the galaxy while extremely drunk – so extremely drunk that they miss everything.
These Science-Fiction comedy was inspired by a deep love of the work of Douglas Adams and (strangely) Isaac Asimov and is smashes the wildly conflicting styles together in a nonsensical story that might (or might not) be set in the imagination of a sentient brick.
“The barman told him wearily. “I keep telling you this. This is a bar for the crew: we don’t serve horses.”
“I’m only thinking of her,” Dave told him with a grin. “What’s going to happen later tonight could scar her for life, and it looks as if that’s going to have to be on your conscience, since you don’t have the foresight to serve medical quantities of alcohol.”
The girl frowned at him and put her empty bag of beer down on the counter, glaring fixedly.
“Don’t worry,” he told her with a supportive smile. “The scars are going to be mostly psychological. Mostly!”
Her frown deepened. “You had better be hung like a donkey!” she told him drunkenly and looked as if she meant it..”
Genre - Science-Fiction / Comedy
Word Count - Lots
Page Count - 311 (Kindle)
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