Carolina Sorn
What more is there to say?
An author at 18, a teacher at 19 and a completely washed-up alcoholic by 20. Welcome to the team!
A lot of terrible things have been said about Carolina and not all of them are true.
She was born in Cambodia where she stands about 76.5% taller than the average man, woman or lamp-post. The rumours about her devouring a live chicken are almost definitely completely false, she also never dated Elvis and the evidence suggests she did not hatch from an egg.
She is the opposite of our lead-writer in so much as she’s only managed to half-write a novel so far, and it’s not really very good – or bad.
She has worked as a student, professional nuisance, private detective and English teacher. Without exception, she was pretty terrible at all of them, which was why she became a writer. We’ve all been there!
Carolina specialises in boring us all with Young-Adult books about identity, which is a bit much since she barely has one of her own. Her debut novel was written when she was only 18 and had only ‘minimal’ ‘help’ from other people.
Proof that we take diversity, literature, ourselves and our readers seriously.